25+ Top Dialogues of TVF's Kota Factory

TVF's Kota Factory is Highest on Imdb rating. So, we gives you Top 25+ Best Superhit Dialogues of Jeetu Bhaiya & Vaibhav from Kota Factory.

25+ Top Dialogues of TVF's Kota Factory

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Beta, Hum to yahan tab se hain, jab yeh Kota
factory nahi seher hua karta tha.
- Auto driver

Bacche 2 saal mein KOTA se nikal jaate hain!
KOTA saalon tak bacchon se nahi nikalta.
- Jeetu Bhaiya

Bhai sahab confidence gir jaata hai,
phir jeetna duniya nahi samjti na
utna aadmi khud ko loser samajhne lagta hai.
- Jeetu Bhaiya

7 saal,
4 saal graduation ke, aur 3 saal job ke lagte hai,
iss sadme se nikalne ke liye.
Aur Fraud Baazi ki saaja pta kitni hai India mei?
7 Saal!
- Jeetu Bhaiya

Sawaal samajh naa aaye toh sawaal ko dhuna(Hit it) karo.
- Jeetu Bhaiya

Every child is special, yeh kori bakwaas hai,
tu koi unique personality nahi hai.
Yeh problems hazaron bachon ke saath hoti hain.
- Jeetu Bhaiya

Apni problems ko dare bana diya
aur dare seedha ego se connected hai
aur ego ke nuksaan bahut hai par ek fayda hai
cheezen doable lagne lagti hain.
- Jeetu Bhaiya

Bhaiya real life waali girlfriend ko Teddy chahiye.
- Vaibhav

‘Par inorganic toh rank improve karti hai na’.
- Meena

Abe rank unki improve hoti hai jinki aa rahi hoti hai
aur tumhari to chudail (Witch) kha jayegi!
- Jeetu Bhaiya

“Kabhi kabhi milne mein aur saath rehne mein farq hota hai yaar,
dosti koi revision thodi na hai jo karni hi hai.”
Meena

“Kota tumko duniya se kaat ke alag kar deta hai,
maa baap, bhai behen, dost yaar, rishtedaar,
sab peeche chhoot jaate hai aur yahaan din raat bas IIT IIT karte ho.
Aur is kachchi umar kisi chiz ko dil se chahte ho na fir sirf 2 hi cheeze hoti hai.
Agar mil gyi toh sukoon hai, chill hai aur agar nahi mila na
toh milti hai jealousy, chubhan, self doubt, bhai sahb confidence gir jata hai.
Phir jitna duniya nahi samajhti na, utna aadmi khud ko loser samajhne lagta hai.”
- Jeetu Bhaiya

“Maa baap ke decisions shayad galat ho sakte hain
par unki niyat kabhi galat nahi hoti hai.”
Uday

“Aur ye drama zyada din karne ki zaroorat nahi hai,
sirf 21 din!
21 din mein koi bhi aadat lag jaati hai, koi bhi aadat chhoot jaati hai.
Toh yehi karna hai.”
- Jeetu Bhaiya

“Bheekh toh maang mat,
kuch chahiye toh mehnat Kar aur cheen le”
- Jeetu Bhaiya

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“If you’re the smartest in the class
then you’re in the wrong class”
- Jeetu Bhaiya

“Don’t dress for the job you have,
dress for the job you want”

Agar select nahi hue na,
phir ye hamari jitni bhi shaitaniya hai na,
galtiya ban ke reh jayengi.
Hamari age hi aisi hai yaar.
Ham dekh hi nahi paate aage kya hone vala hai.”
- Vaibhav

“Tension mat le.
21 din. Sirf 21 din ki mehnat hai.
Uske Baad rang khud Chad jayega.”
- Vaibhav

“Kabhi kabhi cheating chalti hai,
bas aadat nahi banani chahiye.”
- Jeetu Bhaiya

“9th mei Pokemon, 10th mei PUBG, 11th mei Kota, Kyun?
Sharma Ji puchenge to batayenge,
IIT, NEET ki taiyaari kr rha hai Kota se,
Cool lagta hai, Fashion hai!”

“Tum ameer log kabhi bhi cake kha lete ho kya?”
- Meena

“Padhai bhi bahot relaxing hoti hai
bas partner sahi hona chahiye!”
- Vaibhav

“Kota mein IIT ki taiyaari karne se pehle
yahan rehne ki taiyaari karni hai.”

“Dosti koi revision thodi na hai,
jo karni hi hai.”

Galat dikhate hain filmon mein,
ki ratt ratt ke kisi ka ho raha hai selection.
IIT mein chatur nahi jaate, sirf Rancho jaate hain!
3 idiots dekhi hai na?
- Jeetu Bhaiya

Ek baat toh hai Sir ji,
Yahaan aake kisi student ka selection ho na ho,
par yahaan aake bhi jiska nahi hua uska toh hona hi nahi tha.
- Auto driver

A1 stuents are my rankers. The rest are my bankers.

Seedha padhne mat lago, pehle chitra dekho.
- Meena

Bheek mangne mein jyaada maza aata hai?
- Jeetu Bhaiya

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